Veterinarian Signs

Our veterinarians do more than heal and help our pets, they are also pretty creative with slogans and sayings! Here are a few examples of their work that I have found on the Internet. Which one is your favorite?

What do you call a dog with a hammer? A labrathor. It is all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but catscan. What is a wizard’s cat name? Hairy Pawter. Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers.

I like big mutts, and I cannot lie! Fleas Navidad and Happy Neuter Year. Why can’t Dalmatians hide? They’re always spotted. What do you get when you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.

Give the gift that keeps on licking. Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine. It was me. I let the dogs out. I wonder what my dog named me. How do you call a duck that doesn’t fit in. Mallardjusted Bathing cats is a martial art.

What kind of birds always sticks together? Vel-crows. Good veterinarians talk to animals. Great veterinarians hear them talk back.

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t. How do cows do math? They use a cowculator. What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A furrari. I kissed a pug and I liked it. (This would be sister’s favorite saying. She has two pugs.)

My alarm doesn’t have a snooze button. It has paws. The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.