This ‘n That Halloween

* I want to put up my Christmas tree and eat turkey while wearing my Halloween costume. Is that too much to ask?

* October through December is the best time of the year. Don’t even try to argue with me. Happy Hallowthanksmas!

* Say boo and scary on! * What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos. * I hope you all have a spooky time on Halloween! * What did the guy on Twitter give out for Halloween? Tricks or Tweets.

* Witching you a very haunted Halloween! * This witch can be bribed with chocolate. Especially Reese’s peanut butter pumpkins and Snickers!

* Have a FaBOOlous Halloween! * You are never too old to dress up for FREE candy! * I was born loving Halloween. * Witch way to the candy? * If the broom fits, ride it! * Stay spooky! * I love hanging out with my ghoul friends! * It’s the season to be spooky! * Yes, I can drive a (broom) stick. * My grandkids are so Franken cute! * Ghouls just wanna have fun! * Keep calm because Halloween is coming! * Ghosts and Goblins, Spooks galore, scary witches at your door. Jack-o-lanterns smiling bright, wishing you a haunting night.

* I have been ready for Halloween since last Halloween. * Halloween is a lifestyle, Not a holiday. * Fright this way! * Halloween is all about the candy. * If you’ve never carved a pumpkin, you don’t know Jack.

* On Halloween, you get to become anything you want to be.

* Here’s a note for your door. “Gone trick or treating. I will be back when my bag is full.”

* Halloween is a real treat! * Listen to “Thriller “and get your Michael Jackson moves on!

* The best thing about Halloween, besides the candy, is it’s one day closer to Christmas!