Halloween Jokes

* If you haven’t already, it’s time to release the Reese’s Peanut butter Pumpkins!

* What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet. * What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!

* What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.

* What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!

* What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a. * How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray. * Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

* What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction. * Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.

* How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

* What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

* Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

* Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo. * Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.

* Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

* Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.

* What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-Boo! * What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!